Your Facebook profile picture is of you and your teacher, not you and your spouse
You find yourself practicing while in the produce aisle
You’re more excited about rhinestone jewelry than real jewelry
You own a tie that has rhinestones on it
You own more dance shoes than regular shoes
You spent more money on your 1st Ball gown than your Wedding dress
You think your spray tan actually looks normal
You get up at 3:30 AM for hair and make-up
You schedule your vacation time around dance competitions
You find yourself spontaneously clapping at the end of a song (while not at the studio)
You’ve come full circle and are wearing a onesie again
You wear competition pants as regular slacks
You have a dedicated “theme party” costume closet
You take large steps down the dressing room hallway to make sure you can dance in the clothes you are trying on.
You count beats in every song to figure out which dance you can use it with.
You’re becoming “that guy” in the movie, Shall We Dance that does sharp turns everywhere he goes
You view stairs as an opportunity to practice your Cuban motion, not to get to the next floor
I hope this list gave you a good laugh, and made you realize that you are not alone in your dance addiction. There are so many others that were left off, so I would love to hear what you have to add! Please share your dance addiction habits with us in the comments section.
Live, Love, Dance, and Enjoy
-Christy Melgoza
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